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"T'Pol Doesn't Get Drunk" [Oct. 9th, 2006|01:40 am]
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[mood |really freaking stupid]

Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise, Final Fantasy X
Writers: Who the hell knows?
Warnings: Just general stupidity

Oh my! Cheese is invading the earth! Angus said. He was rather depressed. He was imaginary, and that made him sad. He vanished in a puff of logic.

He was like Tidus! Nehehehe! Squill found this vaguely amusing.

Squill wanted to revive Dr. Spasmic, but saw Trika lurking around the corner. She was sad.

She was, of course, ignoring the fact that this was a straight hallway and there were no corners.

But that never mattered, anyway.

Trika was sad, because if the hallway was straight, they obviously were not on the Enterprise NX-01, because the Enterprise has very corner-y hallways. She put on her fake Andorian antennae and Vulcan ears and Ferengi teeth and did a traditional Klingon war-dance.

This was well-received until it turned out her Klingon battle armor was actually layer upon layer of scarves, which she proceeded to remove in what she considered an alluring and seductive way.

It wasn’t.

Trika takes offense at this, and recommends that we return to watching Enterprise characters get drunk.

All in favor?

(Except T’Pol, if you think about it. T’Pol doesn’t get drunk. Poor T’Pol.)